am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
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Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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