She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
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Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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