guys are not supposed to queef...right?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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