I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
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I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I love you.
Bad choice
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