is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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