i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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