it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
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The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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