You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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