i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
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I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
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the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
how drunk are you?
Several
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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