"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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