This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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