I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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