I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
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Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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