You're so nebulous sometimes
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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