Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
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I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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