the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
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Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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