can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
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His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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