just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
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Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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