dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
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I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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