I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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