oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
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well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
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We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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