Apparently you make a good broom.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
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the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
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if i bang your brother are we still cool?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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