no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i drank out of a bidet.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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