Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
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just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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