There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
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Send help, water and tortillas.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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