im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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