whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
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Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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