whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Bang-toberfest begins!!
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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