I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
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We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
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You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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