Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
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do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
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I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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