And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
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When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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