Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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