Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
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I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
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I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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