never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I understand Curling. That high.
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remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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