Sponge bath it is.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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Sorry my hands just texted you
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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