It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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