Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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