This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
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As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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