Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
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I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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