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say what?
wanna hang out?
I think I died a long time ago.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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