your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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