Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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