I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
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I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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