So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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