So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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