North Korea, Best Korea!
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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