I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Green mimosas i think yes
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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