I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
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Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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