My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
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Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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