haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
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Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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