How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
i think i just lost a toe
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