then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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